Monday, January 3, 2011

Creatures of Kmart

Let me just start out with a "sigh".

Today I went to Kmart and the creatures of Kmart were out in full force.  You know the type.  Cankles. Sweatpants. Shirt that doesn't cover the belly. Greasy hair and screaming at thier kids.  Do people really believe that screaming back at your 7 year old that they are such a bad kid, cursing and telling them to shut the "f" up is really going to work?

No, simple bitch it's not.

Apologies for the cursing but c'mon everyone. This is parenting 101.  Get with the program.  If your kid is acting like a banshee. Take them to the car, take them to restroom or whatever then discpline.  I'm sure by screaming right back at them they will shut up immediately and grow a halo. Right?  Sometimes I wish God put other requirements on people then just having a penis or vagina to be a parent.

Now that I got that out of the way here are my pictures for the day.
This is Jackson's old man face.  We were getting ready to leave and he was not liking the fact that I buckling him in his car seat.  I think that's a little fist made at me but I can't be sure.





If your the parent of a toddler that loves movies but always wants to hog your television, this is the solution for you.  We got Liv a portable DVD player for Christmas and really it was a Christmas present for Kenny and I. She LOVES it and it came with a car adapter too so no more crazy car rides with an out of control toddler.  You would think she would cozy up on the couch and watch it but no she likes to watch it in the most random ways.

Because its not worth taking everything off to wake them up.

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